• …that there seems to be a spate of Mel Gibson movies all over the premium (HBO, Showtime, etc.) channels. Is there anything in this world on which the entertainment industry won’t capitalize?
• …or copy? (America Has Talent, So You Think You Can Dance, etc.) Poor Simon.
• Speaking of Mr. Gibson, regarding my 2006/08/03 post, I want to make it clear that I have no opinion one way or the other regarding his alleged anti-Semitism. One opinion worth reading.
• I also wanted to mention that my appreciation of Christopher Hitchens’ command of the English language is not an indication of my regard for his personality or politics.
• …that Mistress V is fucking awesome? (And you should have noticed this, because I tell you enuff!) Our blonde bombshell is going to be on The X Rated Show tonight and is campaigning for an annual (gawd–I love this woman) Small Penis Prevention Day.
• …that Customer Service Reps act like they are doing us a favor? And are downright rude? Why do we put up with that? When did customer appreciation and good service become the exception rather than the rule?
• …that Radio Shack sales clerks suck? And seem to have the IQ of turnips?
• …that Richard has got to be the most erudite and creative submissive on the Internet today? If you are a submissive male, you should be regularly reading and commenting on his blog. Get to it or I will sic Ms. V on you!
• …that you can find me here to place a quick call to soothe those animal urges?
• …that my professional website hasn’t been updated in ages? What’s up with that? I will let you in on a secret: Lots of new stuff coming in the very near future, including a new Powder Room and Reformatory.
• …that I am just adorable and irresistable beyond belief?

While the movie referred to said lady’s eau de toilette, this is not to what I refer. But if you know me, then you already know that. Of course, beloved readers, what I speak of here is the aroma of the female’s divinely secret and mysterious netherlands, the magnificent, the beloved, the sweetened honeypot of all redemption: THE GLORIOUS CUNT

While the road to hell may be paved with good intentions, the road to heaven is paved (marked) with the aroma of feminine essence. And a man will follow those markers until his shoes, and then the knees of his pants, are tattered and worn–a bloodhound for pussy. And why wouldn’t he?

She who loves women would tell you that every woman carries between her legs a most precious and unique aroma all of her own. She who celebrates her femininity would tell that the musky incense of her own moist and flowering labia is the ultimate aphrodisia. She who toys with men would tell you that the power of pussy is the most powerful force known to mankind.

I would agree with all three. The desire, the need, the craving, drives men to steal panties that they will sniff, lick and even wear. They are cunt zombies, compelled to bury their faces between a woman’s legs–often needing this more than burying their pricks there. I do believe that if they could suck their own cocks after fucking a woman, they would–just so they could taste that snatch just one last time.

The scent of a woman is a force of nature, a blessing from heaven, the story of life, the path to redemption, the one and only truth, the beginning of everything.

“….twistedly homoerotic spank-movie, The Passion of the Christ…”

Chrisopher Hitchens (of Slate Magazine and Vanity Fair) in his article, Mel Gibson’s Meltdown. Don’t ya just love it?

I live for this stuff!

xo

Don’t bother with polite introductions. As soon as she says hello, ask her one or more of the following questions:

• What does your pussy look like?
• What does your ass look like?
• Do you squirt?
• How big is your clit?
• How big are your cunt lips?
• How big are your nipples?
• Are your nipples really pointy and long?
• Do you shave or are do you have a bush?
• How many black men have you fucked?
• You like big black cock, don’t you?
• How many men have you had at once?
• Do you eat pussy?
• Will you meet me?
• Will you give me your phone number?
• When was the last time you had sex?
• When was the last time you had an orgasm?
• How tall are you?
• How long is your hair?
• What size shoe do you wear?
• What’s the biggest cock you ever had?
• How thick was it?
• Was it cut or not?
• How big was the head?
• Do you swallow?
• Do you like it in the ass?
• Would you like a cock in you pussy and your ass at the same time?
• Do you have any toys?
• How many dildos do you have?
• Do you do cam?
• Did you ever have sex with a dog?
• Can we make other arrangements for payment?
• Can I get a discount? (Cuz I’m so good you should be paying me.)
• Will you marry me? (I’d make you so happy, baby.)
• What was the kinkiest think you did on the phone today?
• So, what do you like? What gets you hot?

Um, I don’t do those kind of calls. I don’t moan and groan, fake seven or eight orgasms, and tell you what a big man you are. Do you really believe it when a PSO tells you that stuff? I specialize in detailed erotic fantasies including fetish, kink and domination. I paint the picture using a lot of detail (adjectives and adverbs) and my wicked imagination.

This includes (but is not limited to) cuckolding, tease and denial, hypnotic eroticism, forced feminization, femdom scenarios, objectification, erotic humiliation, medical fetish, leather fetish, lingerie fetish, shoe/leg/feet/stocking fetish and other complex scenarios.

It’s no big secret. My website, Literate Smut, makes it pretty clear. As does my story blog, Blistered Lips. So check them out before you call and we’ll get along so much better. I promise.

In other words, do your fucking at home. Bring your fantasies to me.