Don’t bother with polite introductions. As soon as she says hello, ask her one or more of the following questions:

• What does your pussy look like?
• What does your ass look like?
• Do you squirt?
• How big is your clit?
• How big are your cunt lips?
• How big are your nipples?
• Are your nipples really pointy and long?
• Do you shave or are do you have a bush?
• How many black men have you fucked?
• You like big black cock, don’t you?
• How many men have you had at once?
• Do you eat pussy?
• Will you meet me?
• Will you give me your phone number?
• When was the last time you had sex?
• When was the last time you had an orgasm?
• How tall are you?
• How long is your hair?
• What size shoe do you wear?
• What’s the biggest cock you ever had?
• How thick was it?
• Was it cut or not?
• How big was the head?
• Do you swallow?
• Do you like it in the ass?
• Would you like a cock in you pussy and your ass at the same time?
• Do you have any toys?
• How many dildos do you have?
• Do you do cam?
• Did you ever have sex with a dog?
• Can we make other arrangements for payment?
• Can I get a discount? (Cuz I’m so good you should be paying me.)
• Will you marry me? (I’d make you so happy, baby.)
• What was the kinkiest think you did on the phone today?
• So, what do you like? What gets you hot?

Um, I don’t do those kind of calls. I don’t moan and groan, fake seven or eight orgasms, and tell you what a big man you are. Do you really believe it when a PSO tells you that stuff? I specialize in detailed erotic fantasies including fetish, kink and domination. I paint the picture using a lot of detail (adjectives and adverbs) and my wicked imagination.

This includes (but is not limited to) cuckolding, tease and denial, hypnotic eroticism, forced feminization, femdom scenarios, objectification, erotic humiliation, medical fetish, leather fetish, lingerie fetish, shoe/leg/feet/stocking fetish and other complex scenarios.

It’s no big secret. My website, Literate Smut, makes it pretty clear. As does my story blog, Blistered Lips. So check them out before you call and we’ll get along so much better. I promise.

In other words, do your fucking at home. Bring your fantasies to me.

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