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Feminine Side
by Shane Allison
I need a dress.
Something silky & soft
against my hairy legs.
I want to raid my mama’s
closet of Gucci purses
while she’s away in the mall
browsing through Sunday dresses,
sifting through skirts & sweaters,
eating egg rolls & Styrofoam plates
of fried rice. I want shoes that strap over
the ankle, lipstick to shade the mouth
that blow-dries manicured nails.
I want something sequined
& over the shoulder,
Something with the color blue in it.
I need perfume tonight.
Colors & dyes at the nape of my neck
to make the men go wild.
No kissing you’ll smear my lipstick,
make my mascara run.
I’ve got black beneath this dress.
A dick easy enough to tuck between my thighs,
There’s 4 hundred years of oppression under here.
Stereotypes in wispy eyelashes.
Sticks & stones in the hymn
Of mama’s pretty red dress.
Men want to know my beauty queen secrets
As they clinch a bitch in their fist in claustrophobic
alleyways. They long for breasts, tissues to stuff
in borrowed beige bras from wives
& girlfriends who work late at the office
in the only shoes that will go
with that mini-skirt.
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All I can say is OH MY.
A great word painter, like our marvelous Angela.
This is the best CDing poem I’ve ever seen. It’s an Interesting find. I think it captures the frustrating, “I wannabe sexy and pretty-like-a-hot girl” aspect of crossdressing very well.
Crossdressers do want to take a walk in the shoes of the other sex — either because it’s a fetish or merely out of curiosity. As the poem notes, the tough part is finding the right set of over-the-ankle strappy heels. No easy task!
I’ve always suspected that those oversized footprints that keep turning up in the Pacific Northwest aren’t the work of Sasquatch at all. Rather, they are the tracks of a plus-sized crossdresser engaged in a lonely and fruitless quest for a properly-fitting set of heels.
Did anyone catch the race just held in Europe. It was to see which man can run the fastest in 5 inch heels. If I find a link to this I wll come back to this post and add it. It just seems to “fit”.