 | Phone Sex Wish List, v.02 |
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Previously: Original (males) Phone Sex Wish List Disclaimer: My lesbian desires have always been confined to the fantasy realm. I came close once, but that had a lot more to do with three martinis coursing through my usually temperate veins than any manifest desire to actually be with a real honest-to-goodness girl. I mean, gawd forbid, after all!
But, as you may have heard, Esquire Magazine recently named Scarlet Johansson "The Sexiest Woman Alive." Which, after seeing Lost in Translation and Matchpoint, I have to say that I concur. Funny how I’d missed all that smouldering sexuality in her earlier films. And isn’t it funny how Woody Allen always figures this stuff out before the rest of us?
Anyway, it got me to thinking about womanhood and just how much sexier –and I say this having been called "disgustingly heterosexual" by a college friend/lesbian/best friend– girls tend to be than men. We are just exquisite in so many ways. Which brought me around to thinking maybe I should make a "female" Phone Sex Wish List. So, here you go:
- Scarlet Johansson
- Susan Sarandon
- Mary J. Blige
- Kim Basinger
- Kate Winslet
- Mary-Louise Parker
- Mariska Hargitay
- Charlize Theron
- Sigourney Weaver
- Cate Blanchett
I could probably think up a few more, but let’s save that for another time. But, before I go, let me ask you this: Who is Cliff Watts? And doesn’t he have just about the best job ever?
Toodles, Angela
Nice choices, Angela!! I especially like Charlize…OMG, now there is one woman I do believe I could, ahhh…well, you know what I am thinking, right? Yeah, that’s it…the three of us!!!
Lists like this make me feel so out of touch with the modern world. I don’t know who half those people are (and recognize Hartigay’s name because of her mother and father).
Myrna Loy
Diana Rigg
Tura Satana
Michelle Pfeiffer
Lisa Kudrow
Damn this is hard. Probably find myself trying to come up with a list at work today.
I like both Richard’s list (particularly Diana Rigg) and your list. Like you said, women are exquisite. So I started making my list and found, like Richard, I could go on with it for probably way too long.
But, most definitely, Diana Rigg would be at the top. I had my first submissive fantasies about her. She will always hold a special place in my heart (and psyche).
I think I’ll add Tony Randall’s widow…as an older guy, his marrying a much younger woman after his wife died, and then having his first kids while he was in his 70’s made say hooray (tho I am sensitive to the loss his kids have now that he is dead and they are so young). But his wife seems like such a nice, smart, passionate and sexy person (unlike the Heffner stable).
Maybe I’m showing my age here, but Catherine Deneuve would definitely be on my list. Feel I caould her her off the page with a spoon. Mm-mm, good.
Hey, Michelle, Catherine Deneuve would be on my list, too.
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